Kevin

Kevin is a teenage half druid half wood elf often described as a pussy. He lives in a low income bog and is the son of the bog's druid guardian. Kevin has no interest in pursuing the family business of being a druid guard. Instead Kevin dreams of becoming an adventurer in far away lands where there is "mad Jap pussy". Kevin became a man from seeing Darth's mom riding his Dad's druid weiner in the Vulva Cave while that one cool Atreyu song was playing. Kevin and Darth continue to be best friends to this day.

Weapons and Abilities
Kevin wields his fathers bone sword that never stops playing Pantera.

Episode Appearances

 * Episode 1 (Josh): "The Adventure of Darth and Kevin"

Trivia
Kevin's father is now obese and rides around on a super market power chair. The seat of the power chair smells like peet moss and ass moss.